Gibraltar Apebook: "I was thinking in my stone bath this morning that Humans have Gods but we don't even have a Banana God. Why would we be forgotten ? Were we too hairy? Is that why the Son of God died for Humans and not for Apes. Don't we get a go at getting to Banana Heaven?"
Munki Chimperton:"the Son of God died for humans because they were sinners! monkeys are perfect and therefore do not require an external saviour!" Gibraltar Apebook:"Munki My hairy brother, I think this wonderful banana reply is empirical proof of our Divine status. We are without sin because WE ARE the saviours of the world. We as the original knuckle walkers are the ones chosen to save our less fortunate hirsute brothers."
